Froggy Went A-Bloggin’ — Uh huh (Olde Folk Tale or Lie?)

Once again, you’ve been misled by a headline. This entry has little or nothing to do with blogging frogs. I kinda wish it did, but it doesn’t. Sometimes I just find it easier to make up some nonsense for the title and go from there. I never said I was going to strain myself with [...]

Philbert For Hire or “Hey, Buddy, wanna buy some cartoons?”

Yes, dear Blogaphiliacs, it has come to this. I must prostrate myself on the floor of the marketplace and grovel for scraps like a common…ugh…cartoonist. The taste lies bitter upon my tongue as I spake these words (Note: That’s not a typo, I was being all, you know, dramatic…like Shakespeare… he used “spake” a lot.)
The [...]

Carnal Corn and Vegetable Lust Revealed!

You know I’ve tried taking the high road with this blog but apparently I’m not suited for the rarified air of respectability. No, my lungs crave the breath of the gutter and that’s where we’re going today. The gutter, or more precisely, the corn row and the cabbage patch. Where you can get real dirty.
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The Ballad of “L’il Smokey”

As he clings to life at a Rancho Cordova animal clinic, we stand watch at the little brown bear’s bedside. Plucked from the flames by brave firefighters, the orphaned cub as come to symbolize the plight of those affected by the hundreds of California blazes.
Now, you folks know by now that all the “tasteless” cartoons [...]

The Picnic

H

e sat at his table and waited, plastic gingham tablecloth whipping at the corners. He had come to believe that if it weren’t for sweet-voiced young women in white and yellow summer dresses, old men would perish long before their days were truly done.
      They came from behind a stand of rustling trees carrying platters [...]

Once Again, It’s Proven. Smut Sells.

Hey Bloggies! Well, it’s true. If you give good headline you get more visits. Using the title “Men! Add Inches! Offer For Members Only” garnered a 53% increase in page views over the previous day. In fairness, it might not mean that it was the smut factor getting all the attention. It could conceivably be that there [...]

Men! Add Inches! Offer For Members Only!

 
Hey there, Blogbuddies! I’m telling you, this headline writing is a breeze. Made you look, didn’t it?
*Note to the more refined readers directed to this post from another website. We here at Philbertosophy are conducting an experiment to see if spicy headlines drive traffic to the blog. So far, numbers indicate, heck yes, they do!
The [...]

Bullwinkle J. Moose Is My Hero

Who doesn’t love Rocky & Bullwinkle? The folks over at ComicCrazys have posted some more great scans. Here’s one:

UFO’s Over Old Bristle

Sketch Of A Little Spanish Man (in Words)

The Small Spaniard (A Waiter Without A Table)
 At five o’clock in Lorca’s amber afternoon, he would stroll past the cathedral. He never thought to go inside and light a candle, though the heavy wooden door was always ajar and it would only take a minute. He chose instead to sit in the park, on a [...]