OK, this gag (literally) was stolen from an episode of The Firesign Theatre’s “Dear Friends” radio program wherein a Dial-A-Joke hotline was utilized… I’m guessing Phil Proctor unearthed the joke but, who knows? Anyway, it struck me funny (ow!) and I had to commit it to pixels.
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