Archive for December 2009

Forsooth!?! What doth the future withhold?

December 28, 2009

I don’t know… nobody I know knows. You might know, but you ain’t talkin. Here’s what  I really want to know… are we calling it:

1. “Twenty-Ten”?

2. “Two-thousand ten”?

Or should we go with, “Two Oh One Oh” so that eventually we can say, “Nine-Oh-Two-One-Oh” and laugh our asses off? Presuming we still have asses… what with evolution and all. I hope we still have asses in the future. Well, more specifically, I hope women still have asses. I’m a guy over 50, I haven’t had an ass for awhile now and am doing just fine, thank you. Still, science has played cruel tricks on us before. I’m curious as to how this all plays out…

Intestoons: The Comic With Guts (1994)

December 19, 2009

Some oldie but moldy ‘toons courtesy of The Flying Penguin… I was so much older then…

… but, I’m younger than that now…

The Christmas E-Card

December 19, 2009

OK, my wife and kids HATED the Christmas card I did. I sent it out to some folks via e-mail without consulting The Familia, and they were horrified by my lack of taste and dearth of Christmas Spiritedness. I thought it spoke from the heart and was wildly amusing. Here is is…

See? It has pathos, right? There’s social commentary and historical fact as well. There’s SANTA for cryin’ out loud! How much more Christmasy can you get?

There’s just no pleasing some people.

Chromium Switch The Mag

December 17, 2009